Unlimited JOKE thread

pruneface · Joined: 16 Nov 2008 Posts: 126

So as not to offend anyone I will let you fill in the blanks below to create your own joke.

A cannibal entered the meat market to buy something nice for dinner.
The owner greeted him and told him to look around.
The cannibal began to inspect the meat case and noticed the market specialized in brain.
Upon further inspection he noticed a marked disparity between the costs of brain meats.
A carpenter's brain sells for $1.50 per pound.
A plumber's brain sells for $2.25 per pound.
He noticed with alarm that _______ brains sells for $375.00 a pound.
With not a little curiosity he asked the owner why the huge difference in price between the similar meats.
The owner responded with a deadpan look on his face,

"Do you realize how many ________ it takes to get a pound of brains?"
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curious john · Joined: 16 Jun 2003 Posts: 1252

QUESTION: Why are there no cats living on Mars?

ANSWER: There was one until recently, but Curiosity killed the cat.....

Dude111 · Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 972

Funny or Disturbing??

www stat.rice.edu/~scottdw/ftp/salmon.asf

Hehe @ any rate the guy IS LUCKY!!

Edit Note: URL Munged in favor of YouTube link: http://youtu.be/3K1-2f4d1dk
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